Roland Rod-Dan took his time to check that no one else was watching. Yes Roland was rather hungry, but it was better to be hungry for a while, than become some else’s supper. For on the good ship HMS Bountiful Roland was considered fair game. Yes the name of the game was catch you a longtail. Individuals like Roland where considered fair sport. Once catch yourself a Rod-Dan you set up a arena, then the fun started, wagers where placed. It was egregious the games that where played on Roland. Finally he might even be baked in a clay jacket.
Footnote: egregious is one of those words that has fallen out of use. Egregious might be used to mean outstandingly bad, or even remarkably good. Rod-Dan is my euphemism for a rat.