You know them winter colds that always seem to visit when you least want them, well one really cost me dear. If I tell you that a goblin asked if I was at home today? Then he said that he has come to sprinkle my home with gold dust. I asked him why, and he said because a rainbow had touched me. But then I sneezed and he just laughed. I asked him why, and he said because my sneeze had blown all the gold dust back into his pouch. Then he left.
But then I laughed, for I am happy living the way I do. Why do I need gold, I have the mountains at my back and the plains at my feet. A loving wife at my side and food in my belly. I have a fridge full of beer and a hook up to keep it cool. What more does a man need. So I called to the wife for a beer. But she’s gone and left with the goblin.