The sprites are in revolt. Its all down to the slave Tabitha on Andromeda. Until she interfered, the sprites where happy with their goblins. Not now however, for Tabitha has introduced them to human toys like stuffed birds and puppies. Unfortunately now our children want the real ones. So Andromeda’s spectacular interplanetary worm hole has to have puppies and macaws added to it importing list. My lord Kankakee… with respect Tabitha is wrongly placed on Andromeda, she has now made a whale and our sprites want real ones. She is now making someone called Father Christmas… Lord help me.