Hey man you got a light. Bugger off kid. Yer mum would kill me if she saw you smoking. But man there’s nothing else to do in this place since the ship yards shut down. Well ‘get on your bike’ go look for work in one of them plush southern cities. Them’s got enough grass and wealth to feed you for your whole life.
But mam would kill me if I left home. Who would walk the cat? Take it with you kid, you could be like Dick Whittington. Dick Whittington? O hell… you’d better go to the library and learn to read.
Footnote: Get ’Onyerbike’ is a miss quote, from from a speech by Norman Tebbit.