Calling all passengers for flight A19
Excuse me sir is this the plane to the USA? Certainly.
Your Name? Friday.
Reason for travel? To escape the toxic politics.
Visa? It’s stamped. By whom? Me.
It says here that your an alien. Certainly, who do you think caused the toxic politics.
May I ask why you chose to travel with USA airlines?
My space ship is broken.
Any luggage Friday? None. Is that so? Yes it’s all in my head. How come? Don’t you know me, I am a Fictioneer.
Welcome aboard. Friday.