A Blog by Tom

Photo copyright: Enisa

Photo copyright: Enisa

If only they would design one of these automobiles for us cats, I could really do with one. I would have such fun.

I would start by tormenting the neighbourhood dogs.

Hi Rover, do you like my new wheels, go on you silly mutt, that right chase my wheels, dogs are such annoying animals.

After sorting out the neighbourhoods dogs, I could tackle the the other male cats. By heaven, they would have to scatter if I chose to chase them – and let them try sleeping on my car’s roof – they’ed get a nasty shock.

As for that darned mouse Gerry, I would be able to sneak up on him. He would not be expecting me to leap out of my own car. As for the birds. Well cat’s can dream, can’t he.

It just like when she brings me my food, it’s usually some boring pouch, or worse still dried out biscuits. But I usually talk myself into believing that it king prawns.

I’d best be signing off now, I just seen that … …



Please forgive me if I do not comment much at present.  I am a bit stretched, as I am working on several new projects. More details in the new year. I however read all the stories posted, and will reply to comments. Mike.

This Post Has 18 Comments

  1. James

    Oh wait now. Seen the what?

    1. Michael Humphris

      Sorry James, I ran out of words or was it that there were to many possibilities.

  2. Michael

    Cat’s like to think they can dominate don’t they….interesting tale Mike…

    1. Michael Humphris

      I am fostering two long term – who certainly try to dominate my poor dog.

      1. Michael

        As cats do…

  3. anuragbakhshi

    I think she saw a bird flying towards her home, preparing to take over her turf while she was away on her road trip and dreaming of their downfall 🙂

    1. Michael Humphris

      Loved your comment.

  4. Iain Kelly

    Cats really like to be in charge – giving them cars would be a terrible idea! 🙂

    1. Michael Humphris

      I think that I must agree with you, but then when cars do drive themselve – perhaps I could send my cats on holiday by themselve

      1. Iain Kelly

        That’s true, just pack them off 🙂

  5. Priceless Joy

    It’s easy to imagine a cat saying this! Sounds so typical of cats! LOL! Cute story, Mike!

    1. Michael Humphris

      I once had a lovely independent cat, who loved nothing better than being on the dash of a car. Thank you PJ

      1. Priceless Joy

        How funny! Most cats can’t stand to ride in a car. Sounds like a fun cat!

        1. Michael Humphris

          He was fab; he used to accompany me and the dog on our walks around the village.

          1. Priceless Joy

            That is great! Not many cats would do that.

  6. The Chad

    I love how your cat has its priorities in order. First the dog, then the cats, then that pesky mouse! Lol.

    1. Michael Humphris

      Thank you for your lovely comment.

  7. athling2001

    Well thought out and cat-like.

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